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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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uh oh monkey

the most angelic being you will ever see his sexiness radiates from your screen into your heart you wish you looked like him and was as funny he is so hot and his jawline will cut you in half
you: have you seen uh oh monkey

me: yes he’s hot as hell i might cry
by uhohmonkeyloverdontstealmyman September 29, 2019
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Pulling a Mikey

When you're a hip and cool transgender kid that got circumcised when they were 6, who likes to wear trenchcoats and make out with your ALSO transgender boyfriend Broghan.
"Yo look at Daniel over there."
"Man, that kid is pulling a mikey so well."
by Mikey died lol October 23, 2019
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blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.
I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!
by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019
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insane jungle monkey

landon gaulton’s dream sex toy
mom , can u buy me a insane jungle monkey so i can put it in my ass
by bob snarle butt November 16, 2019
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Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.
The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.
by JiyaRe December 29, 2019
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Slip a mickey

When Andy drugs a person “usually well endowed” then puts his lips around your penis!
Old fuck cheese slipped me a mickey every night this month!

Slip a mickey
by CaptainStabbins74 January 1, 2020
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