Mammal head

Absolutely ravenous, savage fucked up oral sex with purpose. Normally a woman done to a man, with increased speed and intensity

"I need some of that stupid Mammal head"

by Gruntmcfunk December 22, 2024

Chicken head

"Basically a name for a prostitute who sucks dick like a chicken pecks food."

Damn, I might go and pick up a chicken head after the wife leaves!

by Alek Wright May 21, 2021

head boy summer

whence a particular young leader finds himself single in the lead up to the best summer of his life. he will conquer all the bitches.

"Want to go to Rickstein's on Saturday night?"
"I'm breaking up with you"
"fuck it HEAD BOY SUMMER"

by ilovesweetpopcorn February 28, 2023

Dick head

The Smith's

Those smiths are dick heads.

by #ISaidIDo December 4, 2017

Fat head

A fat head is a person usually having a head the size of a fucking water melon and is also a dumb cunt also used as an insult calling someone thick in the header

Person 1: shut up fat head

Person 2: don’t call me a fat head you fat head

by Steve cunttttt July 17, 2019

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

Caravan Head

An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.

Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"

Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"

by PLUH765 August 25, 2010