by laylaydance04 November 17, 2019
Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 04, 2018
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that
Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes
by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022
"he took me home last night & gave me that twofer one"
"should have just went to denny's, the deal would be better"
"should have just went to denny's, the deal would be better"
by eggs&ham February 10, 2023