by StepSissy November 4, 2020
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John: Dude, Jessica is so cute and funny, I think I have a crush on her! I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow.
later, after masturbating:
John: What did I ever see in Jessica? I can't believe I seriously considered asking her out. Must have been the dick haze.
later, after masturbating:
John: What did I ever see in Jessica? I can't believe I seriously considered asking her out. Must have been the dick haze.
by owl_e February 5, 2022
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by tate donovan July 10, 2004
Get the dick klownwinski mug.A competitive advantage of the black male.
The preferred diet of skeezers.
It's reputation precedes it. Something that has a mythical aura about it that attracts women of all ethnicities.
Something that many women want to try. White women have shown an affinity for it. Indian women openly say its disgusting, but behind closed doors want to try it.
One of the three things that allows one to acquire multiple sexual partners, the other two being low standards and high volume targeting of skeezers.
The preferred diet of skeezers.
It's reputation precedes it. Something that has a mythical aura about it that attracts women of all ethnicities.
Something that many women want to try. White women have shown an affinity for it. Indian women openly say its disgusting, but behind closed doors want to try it.
One of the three things that allows one to acquire multiple sexual partners, the other two being low standards and high volume targeting of skeezers.
Guy: Hi baby, are you hungry?
Girl: Yeah baby, I'm starved.
Guy: Do you like chocolate?
Girl: I love chocolate, but in addition to dessert I also want to have full course appetizer and entree.
Guy: I have something that is big enough to satisfy all of that and then some.
Girl: What?
Guy: Black Dick!!!
Girl: Ewwwwwww.
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Girl: Yeah baby, I'm starved.
Guy: Do you like chocolate?
Girl: I love chocolate, but in addition to dessert I also want to have full course appetizer and entree.
Guy: I have something that is big enough to satisfy all of that and then some.
Girl: What?
Guy: Black Dick!!!
Girl: Ewwwwwww.
Guy: You know you just want to fuck me. Guaranteed good times. Bend over, it's time for me to serve you, doggystyle, black dick!!!
Girl: Black Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Shut your mouth and hold on tight, I'm taking you for a ride you won't soon forget, it's no regular dick, it's black dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!, big black dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Poonster123 July 25, 2011
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Get the dick cheese mug.Dick Dust (verb): The human male act of brushing said male's penis along side some body part of human female in close proximity. Commonly done by middle school boys to girls in science class where both male and female students stand by each other in close quarters playing with beakers and Erlenmeyer flasks.
Not to be confused with the "womb broom" which is the same as the dick dust but where the male/female species role is reversed.
Not to be confused with the "womb broom" which is the same as the dick dust but where the male/female species role is reversed.
Susy: "Hey, what's that I feel on my backside? Oh, it's just Johnny trying to walk by innocently"
Johnny: "oh, excuse me"
Anthony: "Girl, you just got dick dusted!"
Johnny: "oh, excuse me"
Anthony: "Girl, you just got dick dusted!"
by boonster May 18, 2009
Get the Dick Dust mug.When you get an erection in a small area where people are close together (elevators, subway train, etc...) and it touches somebody and they notice as if you were stabbing them with your "dagger dick"
by Just Roz July 18, 2009
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