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shit baby

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.
1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!
by infinitybinge November 22, 2018
mugGet the shit babymug.

Off Baby

Billiam: "I broke my leg last night"
Bicheal: "thats off baby, man"
by Querpp November 25, 2019
mugGet the Off Babymug.

baby brain

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.
The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.
by davelat September 3, 2025
mugGet the baby brainmug.

baby drop

When a suitable adult "drops" off a toddler between the ages of 1-5yrs and forces you to watch him through a non existent verbal questioning. Your are then forced to watch this child because you are a good person and like doing what's right.
Ugh! I just got baby dropped again! now I have to watch my sisters kid for hours till she gets back from her shopping spree.
by catloverandhugger May 12, 2016
mugGet the baby dropmug.

baby

baby
by buddy retard June 22, 2020
mugGet the babymug.

baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.
The baby's crying every time we go to bed.
by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018
mugGet the baby's cryingmug.

baby rhino legs

When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.
by PhatBawlz October 30, 2022
mugGet the baby rhino legsmug.

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