nice one roy

something said to congratulate someone on saying or doing something compleatly stupid and idiotic.

Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!

by fringee December 08, 2008

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Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something

“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one”

by QuickStreetSmar May 26, 2022

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beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

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Hole in one

In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button

"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"

by Streakyzeus October 29, 2020

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hole in one

A phenomenon that happens in dating where two people fall for each other so quickly that they become instantly monogamous without needing to discuss it.

Hey, are we still on for tomorrow or was last night's thing a hole in one?

Ever since John got a hole in one he's been a drag to hang out with.

by ghosty666 February 08, 2022

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