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keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.
i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked
by 101phoenix April 20, 2015
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Cock shed theory

Cock shed theory

my theory is that the cock and balls are a second type of skin second to the skin we normally have which is more delicate so that we can feel pleasure during sexual intercourse (which is why fondling with balls during oral is a known move since the balls are more delicate than the cock) so when shampoo or body wash is used aggressively on the cock and ball skin it starts to become swollen. It becomes swollen because it is an unsafe substance when used in large amounts on a delicate part of the body. After that the cock and balls can't take it anymore and try to make new skin. Which is why my dick was molting during the hot Sudanese summer of 2017.
You hear about Jeb? He said he tested out the Cock Shed Theory and it ended up happening to him too.
by Dex Dex December 26, 2019
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Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.
“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch
by Gladium15 April 12, 2022
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cock-and-balls weather

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.
Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.
by cwaigy December 1, 2010
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California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.
F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!
by RollingTide March 31, 2022
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Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.
Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)
by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011
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Cock Holster

A woman/man's mouth that runs uncontrollably...description of a woman/man's mouth
That girl should shut her Cock Holster!!!

Check that girl's Cock Holster out!!!
by divinityunheardof July 15, 2006
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