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The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.
I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?
by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021
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Cold one

by MAFRACAMA February 15, 2025
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Love for one's parent(s)

After everything there's still tons of love for one's parent(s).
by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015
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big one

This kid got a big one when he changed in the locker room. He looked down and "tried" to show it off.
by biggiggles May 22, 2018
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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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One bean banjo

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.
by Old_Salty June 6, 2021
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one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.
Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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