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[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
by D_Balls February 25, 2026
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`~`Funnny `~`Fingers `~`

`~`Funnny `~`Fingers `~`
`~`Funnny `~`Fingers `~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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Hungarian Goulash Finger

When a guy named Bram sticks a finger up some dudes asshole in a Hungarian club.
“I was just minding my own business in a club when all of a sudden some random dude gave me a Hungarian Goulash Finger”
by Bungo Beleuresbel April 22, 2025
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Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo
Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
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Backwards middle finger

The biggest of big fuck you’s. This should be used when the front facing finger just isn’t enough. Backwards is the the new way.
You see an “opp” and you extremely dislike them. You give them the backwards middle finger.
by Lildiva69 May 20, 2025
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Eggs and Fingers

Eleanor was eggs and Fingers the Wasabi
by Booshwaggler June 5, 2025
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It’s when one’s skin is raw from grinding it on the ground then inserts finger in others butt whole until they spray juices out of their butt
Bartholomew: where’s Jamal?
Ben: I heard a he’s giving Layla a raw dog finger blast butt juicer
by Mango_witdaBBL June 25, 2025
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