Commander Cock Vein

A man with one giant vein on his cock

Wow your dick looks like it’s going to explode, the vein on your cock is huge they should call you Commander Cock Vein

by masterx97 December 11, 2018

Cock a doodle doo

to totally own and dominate your chicken during sex

guy 1: hey how did it go last night?
isrealian meth head: yEa I PuLled A CoCk A DoOdle doo

by ku klux klown leader December 12, 2018

Boston Butt Cocks

The original meaning of of the gay 9 man baseball team from Boston Massachusetts, that likes to ram baseball bats up each other’s buttholes prior to each game

“The Boston Butt Cocks lost 5-2 against the Baltimore Whorioles!”

by Jordan Breyer August 21, 2018

RON'S MASSIVE COCK

RONS COCK IS SO MASSIVE. THE RON MASTER ON TWITTERS COCK IS MASSIVE LIKE BROOOOOO THAT CHICKEN IS HUGE LIKE I BET HE'LL MAKE A DELICIOUS SOUP OUTTA IT.

Intellectual: Ron's massive cock lives up to the name.

by WotsitDude69 October 26, 2022

Cock and ball torture

The act of taking a hammer and crushing someones ball and penis

"HOLY SHIT GERALD DID COCK AND BALL TORTURE"

by niggaballz2 March 21, 2022

California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.

F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!

by RollingTide March 31, 2022

Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.

“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch”

by Gladium15 April 12, 2022