Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!

I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.

by JaxSnow July 10, 2019

Getting dressed

Having an object placed inside of the rectum, as dressing is placed into a turkey.

He was getting dressed at his colonoscopy appointment.

by Eg_n_chee November 25, 2021

Getting Up And Pushing

When You Manouvering Towards Acquiring Guap Or You Are Getting Guap
So We Say You Getting Up And Pushing

Looker1 : Damn That Bwoa Fine Aint He?
Looker2 : Yeah Girl You Got That Right Plus I I Like The The Fact That He Is Getting Up And Pushing And Not Just Talking.
Looker1: Exactly, Lets Go Get With Him.

by Kay Kano November 14, 2022

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by Get the May 9, 2023

Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.

“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”

by Booland March 17, 2019

Getting it on

Having a grand old time with your buddies and pals. No sexual connotations at all.

I’m getting it on with my friends at the movies

by 123buckle my feet July 20, 2025

Needs some get right

When a lesbian needs some real penis just for change

Susan has been so grouchy for the last week, I think she needs some get right.

by Bamahawg November 2, 2020