loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark

Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke

by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

Deep in Aladdin's sand

To be overwhelmed with work, or a lot of small tasks that seem never ending.

Person 1: Hey You busy?
Person 2: I'll say, I'm deep in Aladdin's sand right now!

by Noztromo December 22, 2020

deep in Aladdin's sand

Being overwhelmed with work or tasks that seem to never end.

Person 1: Hey you finish counting those tooth picks?
Person 2: No I'm deep in Aladdin's sand.

by Noztromo December 22, 2020

The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.

Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.

by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021

pleasant grove alabama

pleasant grove Alabama is middle class town but don't be fooled if you think your safe your wrong, your neighbor is most likely a drug dealer and the park is the spot to shoot up some black tar, all the girls are hoes and if you been to the highschool you've most likely been jumped its also compared to hueytown just more ghetto and more lead in the walls

you know whats ghetto? pleasant grove alabama

by oak Grove March 17, 2021

Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.

Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021