shit paste

1.the kind of shit that is sticky in nature, and it seems to feel like glue coming out of your bum.
2.the kind of doodie that streaks your undies and is hard to get out, no matter how many times you throw them into the wash.

"man i feel like i have to shit like it's shit paste"

"i seem to have left a shit paste streak in my undies."

by phoenix1984 September 16, 2005

shit the hay

to fall asleep from being fucked up instead of from just being tired.

Chris was so drunk last night he shit the hay in the middle of the floor.

by Jackie & Alix January 6, 2009

silly shit

Somebody who has been up your back the whole day saying pointless things that they think is funny.

Did you here him today?
The silly shit was saying something stupid about how a rabbit ate a tree.

by besaw January 6, 2009

lip shit

just vomit

person: why weren't you at school today?

other person: i was lip shitting all morning

by coralis March 27, 2009

Shit-load

Less than a butt-ton.

Man, I've got a shit-load of homework.

by csilwy October 31, 2003

Blow That Shit

Means to get stoned and smoke till you throw up.

what's up dude "Blow that shit"

by Billy LoudPack Ganja! August 4, 2011

Screamin Shits

Liquid Crap, diarrhea, the runs, etc. Just a funny way of saying it.

Dude 1: Ah man, it smells like rotten fetus in here!

Dude 2: Ah, Dude #3 had the screamin shits last night. Still fuckin smells.

by The Cheesecake Truck April 28, 2004