paperless work

Bureaucratic work of the new era that does not involve paper, as opposed to paperwork, popular before invention of the paperless office.

First used in Futurama in the episode about the movie Minority Report.

From Futurama:
“Ain’t you headin’ home, Phil?”

“In a minute. I just wanna finish this paperless work.” – Fry

I've outsourced the data entry to oDesk, because it is such a tedious paperless work.

by bugpower December 15, 2011

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meat-work

a pun derived from the realization that, there is no "i" in team, but, there is "meat" in team

The burger joint had always practiced a great amount of meat-work because there is meat in Team!

by mormdavid March 28, 2015

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wink wink work

Sexual favors are implied in the work duties.

Feline - "I'll be in town this week for work."

Johnny - "Is that wink wink work?"

Feline - "I will have to get to know you first."

by Tinkerbell Hilton March 10, 2011

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God's work

Doing something beneficial, that helps or is useful for somebody else you don't know or a community, in a selfless way.

Me: I have made a sticker pack with puppies for everyone to use!
Somebody on the Internat: Thanks, you are doing God's work

by CristianCantoro April 27, 2021

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married to my work

When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.

Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*

Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."

P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*

by Mae Ellis May 3, 2021

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