I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win

A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.

It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.

"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."

by Bobo_Haha December 20, 2009

He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 13, 2020

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What the nine year old say when t series is coming close

Pewdiepie and T Series are
576
Subscribes apart

9 year old: WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨 copy this

by 🏳️‍🌈⃠🏳️‍🌈⃠🏳️‍🌈⃠🏳️‍🌈⃠ March 19, 2019

WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100

way to start a controversial debate between two brianrotted and literally mentally inestable and retarded individuals whose lifes revolve around utterly stupid and shitty videos posted by user DaFuqBoom

brainrotted 1: "WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100"
brainrotted 2:"I BELIEVE TITAN CAMERAMAN IS NOT SIGMA, SKIBIDI TOILETS ARE MORE NUMEROUS AND WILL WIN THE SKIBIDI WAR"
brainrotted 1: "NO, CAMERAMEN HAVE SIGMA TROOPERS"
brainrotted 2: "BUT SKIBIDI TOILETS HAVE THE RIZZ, CAMERAMEN DON'T"
brainrotted 1: "STICK OUT THE GYATT FOR ME IMMA BUTTFUCK U"
brainrotted 2: *gets assraped*

by skib toil sigma 100 ral November 1, 2023

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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys

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by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020

Win and Dip

To accomplish what you came for, then bounce.

Bro really came to the party just to talk to her, got her number, and dipped right after — straight win and dip

by Zion Moment April 23, 2025

win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018