by Bjørnar April 24, 2019
A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.
by m21212121 September 28, 2017
A syndrome that can occur on (white) van drivers due to their low education level, low salary, hurry and loneliness. It appears in anger, aggressiveness and nervousness, which often causes a van driver to speed, make dangerous maneuvers and rage against other road users, especially pedestrians and cyclists.
A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
Jack: "Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. I was riding a bike when suddenly a speeding white van driver almost crashed into me. Then he came out of his van, kicked me over and shouted at me. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with these van drivers!"
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
by JustASkullMan July 23, 2018
aka Dick van Dyke Dupe
Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.
Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".
Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.
Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.
Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".
Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.
Why do we sleep? Scientifically speaking.
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped
Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped
Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"
by Puppy Zwolle May 26, 2017
An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.
by IBSGRB4588 March 09, 2019
The birth name of the rap god, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle originates from Dallas, Texas but claims he is from Miami. He wrote such songs as Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, Ninja Rap 2, Ice Ice Baby (Christmas edition), and Ice Ice Baby (Zumba Mix). He is also known for his very epic show, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish and his partially less epic show, The Vanilla Ice Project.
by Spiderman3 February 03, 2019
One who has grown up being driven around in a mini van and has been deprived of the interesting technological advancements of new cars.
by Mini Van Girls June 03, 2013