When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
by rosschromatic April 18, 2010
The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
by shreks.left.toe October 08, 2019
by MRlonleyj May 02, 2019
when your toes smell worse than a moldy fart on a wiener all inside a sweaty baseball helmet. This stench can be smelt over 6 smelly poos in a mosh pit, it's stronger than that!
by yeet mamma March 26, 2018
A person at the height of fashion who boldly and provocatively melts chocolate onto just one foot, and rocks the look in public.
"Has that man got chocolate all over one of his feet"?.....'yes mate that's Terry Toes'
'That Terry Toes, he's so hot right now'
'That Terry Toes, he's so hot right now'
by Mot June 18, 2017
When your feet are cold and you want to put them between your spouse's legs to warm them up and you accidentally stick your toes up their ass hole
by Zarski32 September 25, 2018
Bryson: bruh why yo toe so swollen?
Tay: my girl was suckin my toes last night but she got carried away and she gave me a massive toe chomp.
Tay: my girl was suckin my toes last night but she got carried away and she gave me a massive toe chomp.
by BigSmoke456 August 26, 2019