special k therapy

1. Medicinal Ketamine (infusion therapy)
2. Ketamine legally administered by a nurse in a mental health doctor’s office; used to treat self-harm and suicidal ideation symptoms in patients who are anti-depressant resistant; another way to treat Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD. Good success rate as an alternative. Legal in some states in the U.S, not covered by insurance.

I think my mental wellbeing needs a tune up, I’ll schedule a special k therapy appointment soon.

by staceycasey November 3, 2022

Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.

Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life

by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022

brenda's therapy

the best therapy available.

person-"I need therapy."

me-"call Brenda!" her therapy is mind-blowing! she helps with boy questions and hates it. Brenda's therapy is the best which means it is better than any other!

by buggy_ax0lot1 February 5, 2023

tickle Pickle Timpson therapist

A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!

Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"

by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023

I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.

"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.

by Teslarossa August 29, 2023

Indian Massage Therapy

The act of fingering your homies booty hole until they clench.

Yo I’m bouta give you the best Indian massage therapy tonight.

by dr giggle touch January 25, 2024

Sexual Organ Therapy

Term created by YouTube streamer Lerix when trying to explain sexual reassignment surgery.

Lerix: You know like if they're cutting...sexual organ therapy...you know what I mean

by LerixDefinitions August 2, 2024