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Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.
"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"
by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018
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Bitch Storm

When a person (typically a woman) makes a dramatic entrance/exit.
"Have you seen Jane today?"
"Yeah, she just bitch stormed the place."
by JaneDoe1234 March 11, 2009
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Storm

One fat kid, probably has a hard time running
Storm is fat
by Ptown November 20, 2023
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Viatnamese Jungle Storm

Inserting your penis inside of someone's anus, and peeing in it, then slamming their ass cheeks together while they fart, spraying the piss out like a rain storm.
She's into some really freaky shit man, she had me give her a viatnamese Jungle Storm last night.
by APESnGRAPES66BANANAS! May 28, 2022
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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.
You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.
by romeck December 1, 2019
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Dirty Storm

A person what always makes a joke dirty or someone who can read something dirty with a straight face,very few people can do this.Or it is a person who always thinks dirty no matter the situation
"Jason" has a dirty storm mind,he always thinks of things that are dirty.
by Urban legends234 September 7, 2021
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