by edgeverse January 11, 2024
Get the National Rob A Bank Daymug. by j2gokrazxy January 29, 2021
Get the robmug. A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.
Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019
Get the affectionate robmug. A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman
1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense
by Richard37 January 30, 2017
Get the Robmug. Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.
Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.
by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020
Get the Robmug. A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
by Therealrob November 22, 2021
Get the Robmug. 