Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite

Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

Red Jeepophobia

When you're scared of Red Jeeps.

"hey man look at that red jeep!"

"Noooo I have red Jeepophobia"

by Jagyngnakdhwsed September 3, 2022

Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.

Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.

by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009

Red was ejected.

Red is always sus in Among Sus

"Red sus"

Red was ejected.

by Abominatiogus February 1, 2022

Red-bait

Also known as Reductio ad Stalinum, Reductio ad Marxisum, Reductio ad Chomskynum, Reductio ad Bakunum/Reductio ad Bakuninum, Reductio ad Libertarianum, Reductio ad Leninum, or Red-tag, is a logical fallacy (part of ad hominem) when someone dismiss speaker's argument by accusing them as a leftist

A: You're fascist <=A is deliberately doing reductio ad Hitlerum by accusing B as a fascist
B: STFU you leftist liberal special snowflake <= B is deliberately doing red-bait fallacy by name-calling A as leftist liberal special snowflake

by Sir. B February 16, 2021

shock red

The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.

I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.

by always a critic always February 12, 2014

red doggin'

having sexual intercourse with a female on her period.

My girl is on the rag. So if I want some, I will have to go red doggin'.

by Hard Shell January 11, 2013