Dean

A Dean is the best friend you could ever ask for. He's caring and level headed and logical minded sometimes to a fault, but he always means well. He has the funniest most contagious laugh you've ever heard. He's always there when you need him and he knows exactly what to say. Nothing's better than listening to a Dean go on about their interests. He will make you so comfortable with him that if you aren't careful, you might fall for him. If you're really reckless, you might take him for granted. You won't realize how much of a part of your life a Dean is until he's gone.

Dean is the closest friend I've ever had

do you ever think about me?

by bear72oo4:( November 23, 2022

Dean

A Dean is a person/ man that has a tiny penis.

Aww, he’s got a Dean between his legs. Lml

by Onceuponatime6 November 8, 2019

dickhead Dean

A dickhead Dean is a druggy who walks round town asking every man insight for their penis. Dickhead Dean is a pooftah

Oh look , it’s dickhead Dean.

by WillyWapper November 14, 2019

Dean did it

A meme

-I did something wrong-

Teacher: Who broke the window
Me: DEAN DID IT
Dean:-_-

by Anonymous_6_9 May 22, 2019

Put the dean down

When your partner is fed up with you pulling moves like his father in bed.

Hey hunny, Can you do me a favor and put the dean down.

by TheWordPlug May 6, 2020

dean hachamovitch

(n)

The guy that created the wonderful invention also known as autocorrect
His invention sparking a debate whether it is a blessing or a curse
(i assure you its the latter)

This man is also know for starting jazzy commotions in his free time
In conclusion :
Dean has messed up a lot of times.

Dean Hachamovitch can be found in the following sentences

"Haha it's Dean again, changing the whole meaning of my sentence"
"Dean please make your invention COoPerAte for Once!"

"DEaN"

"ehhh it's DeaN's creation acting out again"

"HEYY Dean has messed up again"

by Lemonaliens August 22, 2019

Dean

A fat hypocrite that will most likely drink all of the water at a sports practice,most likely flag football.

He is such a hypocrite! He's such a Dean

by Th_a-t_one_g_uy October 21, 2019