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dip the shrimp

When two people are scissoring and you quickly dip your balls in between before they reconnect genitals
Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
Steve: oh man I went to your mommies's house and totally dip the shrimp
Me: I don't have two mommies?!
by Teenytuna May 7, 2018
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Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022
mugGet the Shrimp Frittermug.

Shrimp

Referring to having a small penis, Most commonly used to be mean to men.
That man has a shrimp
by 4Rts September 7, 2021
mugGet the Shrimpmug.

mantis shrimp

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can
mugGet the mantis shrimpmug.

shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye
Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!
by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015
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Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.
It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.
by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024
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shrimp oluf

shrimp oluf is the term for a small man that is beginning to have trouble with the size of his manly member. quote on quote "it shrinks in to the skin" said oluf this term is there for used as an insult for having a little guy.
smaller than a Shrimp!?! you have a shrimp oluf.
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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