Breaking News

When news channels are desperate for viewers to make a profit regardless of the actual "news" story. The term is plastered on television around the world as a bait tactic on any news channel to make it look they are the first to inform you on extremely urgent news.

BREAKING NEWS: The Russian invasions into Ukraine have officially been going on for 3 months.

by Stove piped your sister April 28, 2022

new fame

Someone that has risen and become famous not because of relations to other famous, people but actual talent.

Marilyn Monroe is true new fame.

by Calciumdust April 2, 2008

New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.

Jake hearts the D and has New Aids

by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011

New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

Emerald News

Emerald News - is a channel made by Emerald on the UTMP discord server that replaced Onlin News after Onlin decided to give his channel away.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.

User1 - It used to be Gerry News, than Onlin News, now Emerald News? Whats next???
User2 - Markiplier News!

by 5L1M3 January 27, 2022

New Word

when you want to add to urban dictionary so you type out the placeholder

---NEW WORD---
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

"New Word"

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Submit!

by ayunami2000 October 28, 2019

New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.

Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.

by utah June 2, 2015