Fanny flu

When the discharge from her vag looks like boogers

"Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"

by Qwenbee May 20, 2017

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(

"FUCK YOU MUSLIM KUN FLU!"

by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023

flu

A fly that isnt flying or is dead.

Oh dude a fly just landed on me!

Nah bro that's a flu.

by the mustard bottle November 3, 2021

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things May 10, 2018

Korean Flu

When you travel to South Korea with your family and in laws then get back and don't want to attend a birthday with the other side of your family you have Korean flu.

“Nizzi’s are out. Korean flu over here.”

by UncleBunt May 28, 2023

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.

I hope it’s not Nico flu

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021