Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Crank

When you cry and wank at the same time.

Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.

by mcscrunter September 1, 2020

Cello Crank

When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.

You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024