Cheeses Rice

A covert way of blasphemy OR to avoid being blasphemous, particularly agianst the Christian god

Cheeses Rice its hot in here!

Cheeses Rice that hurt!

by Bella_kitten May 31, 2009

Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Cheese Skin

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.

Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Crap and Cheese

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).

you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.

by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

Cheese Eagle

One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.

A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.

1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"

2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.

by NemisisNat November 23, 2010

Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.

"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."

by temporallocus December 14, 2009