ass tarantula

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009

Ass heaves

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.

After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.

by WW_OZ August 20, 2009

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Corona Ass

The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.

I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.

by LikeA805 March 22, 2020

ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.

My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

Veg-Ass

pronounced (vej-ass)
meaning when someone farts a lot and takes major stinky deuces as a result of eating a lot of vegetables(veg)

Goddammit Drew! It smells like shit in here! You've got some major veg-ass you damn vegetarian!

by Vanneste:P April 30, 2013