Turtle weed 

1. Chlorodesmis fastigiata - beautiful sea plant known to feed on algae.

2. Shrek Bush - Nasty coloured pubes.

That chick looks goth but undressed she's got turtle weed.

Turtle weed by Turtleturtle August 9, 2008

Turtle Wax 

To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.

Luke: "Man I really like Elaina!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"

Turtle Wax by Flow of XplctFlow February 21, 2011

turtle gang 

A gang created in da school rivalry is crab gang and dolphin gang Turtle gang gets most respect so JOIN!!!

Gangbanger im turtle gang give me your money
Civilian why did you even ask just take it aĺl

turtle gang by TurtleGangBitch March 15, 2017

Turtle Condoms 

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?

Turtle Condoms by Carlito the Drug Lord December 18, 2006

Turtle Head

When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell

Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot

Turtle Head by The Big Topper June 14, 2010

Turtle Food 

slang term for Marijuana

hey man, you got any turtle food?

Turtle Food by Rob Sampson June 29, 2009

Turtle Sweater 

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

Turtle Sweater by wildslutangel May 16, 2011