The hecking hecker who broke into my hecking house to fuck my mom and eat my stuff. Then I found and tortured him, only letting him go after he signed a contract obligating him to bring me shit every Christmas so that I don't rat him out.
Look, Diana, it's that piece of shit, Santa! Make sure to bring me something good next Christmas you asshole!
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Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
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all hail santascummies. Santascummies is the most beautiful and funny person on this earth if u think otherwise u are wrong. If u do not bow down to them I will find you 🤬 -chuudipity
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