Sperm

The thing asher is unable to produce

Asher can no longer produce sperm due to him recently falling on his ballsack

by Asherslander May 12, 2023

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

Sperm Berber

When you are get a blowjob from a women and you thrust your dick down her throat, till she almost pukes and cum

Jake was getting head from Sara until he jammed his dick down her throat and came and called her a sperm Berber as he puked

by Daddy yess 69 December 2, 2023

Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.

Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Sperm

Its you bro
You’re sperm

Friend: hey did you know you’re made out of sperm?
You: oh

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 22, 2022

sperm

formal way of saying cum

"my sperm shot in her vagina"

by , you don't need to know who November 21, 2021