1. Spermashake (n) Similar to male semen. Of a white creamy or liquid consistency.
2. Spermashake (a) Releasing sperm or spermashake during coitus.
2. Spermashake (a) Releasing sperm or spermashake during coitus.
"Man, I have enough spermashake to go another five rounds with this chicky babe."
"Hey Jack"! 'Yeah dude"? "I just spermashaked all over the face and tits of this broad"!
"Hey Jack"! 'Yeah dude"? "I just spermashaked all over the face and tits of this broad"!
by Jason J. a.k.a. Fiver October 4, 2011
Get the Spermashake mug.Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"
Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"
Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"
Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"
by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012
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A woman that goes out to have sex with a man just to get pregnant.
She may go after a specific person for physical features or for intelligence level.
She may go after a specific person for physical features or for intelligence level.
The sperm hunter may have trouble getting pregnant by their husband and will go to a night club to find a man that looks like him and do the deed.
by Reiver August 11, 2012
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Get the Sperm Knowledge mug.A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
by That guy you know from school April 30, 2014
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When a person with Aspergers/autism is enclosed on either side by two regular citizens. Similar to how a hamburger has a meat patty enclosed by bread buns. Sperg is derived from Aspergers.
When a person with Aspergers/autism is enclosed on either side by two regular citizens. Similar to how a hamburger has a meat patty enclosed by bread buns. Sperg is derived from Aspergers.
My friend and I were helping out at a special school when I suddenly realised that we had unknowingly created a spergburg.
by NiceMeme_ December 18, 2015
Get the Spergburg mug.When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.
IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.
by AntiDevil23 June 21, 2016
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