Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

Spank

What my dad did to me when I was 5

Dad:did you wash the dishes? Me: no dad: I am going to spank you now come here

by anonymous February 26, 2025

spank

my dad when I do something bad

"I will SPANK you"

by sbev November 20, 2019

Hang spanking

The act of hanging by the neck from a loose rope and nasturbating to achieve an ultimate orgasm.

I walked on my roommate hang spanking the other night

by [e-mail] October 21, 2022

foot spanking

Letting loose with the flat of your foot, pressing peddle to metal with a sharp quick movement.

"...the Mustang deserved a good foot spanking."

by Edouardo101 September 23, 2016

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025