well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass

The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY

by Jax1995 June 27, 2019

monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.

dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008

slap n tickle

basicly when someone goes to have sexual intercourse with someone

' wheres she goin?'
'oh ya know for a bit of slap n tickle'

by xxljxx May 21, 2006

Slap the Ham

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.

Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.

by hamslapper March 3, 2015

Slap your shit

A last attempt ultimatum-like phrase to completely silence a group or individual, when all else fails to

DUDE SHUT THE HELL UP OR I WILL SLAP YOUR SHIT

-utter silence-

by NotMattMeyer August 3, 2010

dick slap

what every guy want's to do to there girlfriends/boyfriends.
it's getting your dick hard
and slaping it across there
girlfriend/boyfriends face.

guy: Hey baby look!
girl's face: SMACK!
girl: Did you just dick slap me?
guy: you know it(:

by allisonn August 17, 2007