The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Get the Suicide Sky Divermug. 
stupid ass racist school made up of rich spoiled brats. Ms. Pitts needs to stop showing up out of no where and the dean Ms. robinson needs to stop calling parents over stupid shit Ex: taking pictures in class. mr hollod needs to get his vampire ass into retirement
by Christain Valles October 29, 2023
Get the Somerset sky pointemug. Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.
An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the ghost writers in the skymug. by meatflower1738 April 8, 2021
Get the sky ranchmug. by J9w June 11, 2022
Get the Holiday sky chonkmug. that thing your cat does when she/he wants to go outside only to stand or sit there for a short period of time then come back in
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks
or
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!
"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks
or
*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*
"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!
by Absol Night July 17, 2011
Get the Sky Checkmug.