sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Sit up

To sit with a fixed, upright posture.

Please sit up during class—stop slouching at your desk like that

by Hakanson February 14, 2021

Sit where you want to day

You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29

"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"

by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021

Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face

Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole

by facesitting male September 11, 2019

Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.

Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020