simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

by plug19197 June 22, 2009

Samuel

Samuel is a dick and probably the weirdest guy you will meet

And a little bit on the bigger side but he's okay

Hey look it's samuel

by Kevin g wash July 27, 2016

Samuel

A guy that would love you with all his heart then break your heart in an instant. Basically, the absolute WORST person to fall in love with. Usually relationships with a Samuel with last for about four months.

Girl #1- I miss him so much! He broke my heart!!
Girl #1's best friend- Fuck samuel! I'm gonna fuck him up. It was Samuel right?
Girl #1- yeah. fuck him up.

by sambrokeme March 6, 2017

Samuel L Jackson

The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.

Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA

by yyz August 4, 2007

Simulacrum

A cunt who stalks your accounts just to have something to roast you with.

Wow, ur such a cunt, I think your turning into a simulacrum.

by Szamas July 8, 2019

Samuel

a thot.

wow, what a fucking thot, must be a Samuel.

by Yurgaybestfriend October 12, 2018

Samuel

Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.

SAMUEL: Sam, you are really cute
SAM: ILY too

by IceyEnder December 23, 2018