Simping

Simping, someone that is depresso and listens to songs that make them feel sadder than they already are

rachel is always simping because she is depresso

by notgayperson January 26, 2019

Simp

See also: lives with his mom, acts like a baller but is mostly a douche. Also, a dad who ditches his wife & kid for stupid bullshit.

My man is no simp, he just knows what's important and avoids douchiness at all costs

by impossibly_fast October 20, 2011

Simping

To watch The Simpson's all day, having a Simpson's marathon.

"Hey do you wanna come out tonight?"
"Sorry I can't I'm simping"

by Stinkygirl123 June 7, 2020

simps

Short way of saying simple. Used like maybs or probs.

"How was the test?"
"Simps, don't worry"

by MPLS612 April 30, 2006

Simp

A guy who engages in chivalry, (which is dead) to attract attention of a hoe who ain't worth a time.
The biggest simps are usually arrogant french people, and guys who are horny and want some coochie.
Guys named Jack, Daryl, Winston, Jesse, Charlie N, Ned, Jason, Sasha, Thibo and Francis are immediate simps and they should be eradicated before anything gets serious

Example 1: "OMG did you see that Jesse's trying to impress Layla", "He's such a SIMP"
Example 2: "Jack places hoes before bros. He's always trying to hang out alone with girls. What a SIMP"
Example 3: "Jack invited Emily and her other friends to his party because he wants to have intercourse", "He's such a SIMP"

by HeadieOne March 5, 2020

SIMP

Squirrels In My Pants

Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants! (SIMP)

by Person1213 April 20, 2018

Simp

Simp is an acronym for squirrels in my pants. This term was coined by the famous Disney show Phineas and Ferb

I was dancing as if I had simp

by 911kaitastrophe March 28, 2019