Simmons

The biggest creep ever. He is a physics teacher but some may confuse him for Jimmy Savile.

“Oh god, I’ve got Mr. Simmons now.”
“You poor thing, I hope Simmons is careful this lesson.”

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 3, 2018

sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy

look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!

by bestever! June 7, 2011

ryan simpson

a fatass anti-e dater who still eats lunchables

omg hes such this boy wont date me online and he still eats lunchables, hes such a ryan simpson

by flipanim April 10, 2020

lisa simpson

a dumb little girl with triangles for hair who only cares about math and saxaphone and makes simpsons unfunny

"bruh i hate lisa simpson"

"same man"

"wanna date?"

by synonym!? March 16, 2022

jessica simpson

chicken or tuna.....?

i know it taste like chicken but its tuna....durr

by simpleplanfan May 3, 2004

ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

by Matt May 13, 2005

ashlee simpson

A Milli-Vanilli for the next generation, Ashlee Simpson is merely capitalizing on the success of her beautiful, older sister. We know she can't sing, we know she can't act, so why is she still a star? Also, her black hair looks so bad...

Ashlee Simpson is the epitome of a poseur

by Petite Soeur July 16, 2008