Like a nigga's 10-speed

FUBAR - barely capable of operating properly

ME: He had too much to drink last night.
SHE: Yes I know. He could barely walk.
ME: Yeah. He was fucked up like a nigga's 10-speed.

by JC89 December 14, 2008

Speed ball

Heroine laced with cocaine

Jim tried a speed ball once and stayed awake for 2 days

by AC March 27, 2004

speed ball

when heroin is mixed with meth or cocaine in the form of shooting up. man you kids do not know your drug terms!!!!!!

man i speed balled once and i could not feel anything but everything and i was a wake for hours and could not do anything!!!!!!

by street punk sam July 5, 2005

high-speed internet

Internet that costs twice as much as regular speed, and yet you still have to wait an hour for those songs you want to finish downloading.

Even though we just had the house wired with wireless, high-speed internet, it is still taking an hour to download two songs.

by 2coo4skoo January 17, 2005

low speed

Opposite of high speed. One who is not prepared, ready, and flatulating.

WTF MAGGOT U LOW SPEED!

by momexicans August 24, 2008

Arctic Speedfuck

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).

Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!

by MB2011 August 14, 2011

speedbag

the process of punching a woman's bare breast quickly and repeatedly, just as rocky balboa would go at it with a punching bag.

weeks's mom likes it when i speedbag her.

by chikochan April 28, 2005