riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021

Krista Sharted

A normal girl sharted

P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 October 1, 2022

Shart

Fart+Shit= when you fart and a little dingleberry falls out of your asshole.

Did you hear that Emily sharted in her towel in the locker room?

by ...leanne July 5, 2021

Krista Sharted

It means a beautiful girl has beautiful sharts

Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022

Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.

Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”

by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025

Sharts

Another word for playing shot darts.

Hey Jesse, wanna play sharts?

by Helga42069 December 3, 2019

shart lizzy

very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.

“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”

“you full of yourself shart lizzy”

“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”

“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”

by jim bithel July 18, 2024