awsome scale

the scale were awsome is measured

"man nice triple backflip, high on the awsome scale for sure"

"aaww man yd u gotta kick us out like that man, very low on the awsome scale"

by jimmi dowding December 15, 2003

Rictus Scale

Originally a mis-hearing of the earthquake-measuring "Richter Scale", this measures how far your jaw drops when told a surprising or shocking fact. Anything above a Rictus Scale of 7 means you look like Jim Carrey waking from a nightmare.

"When I said we were breaking up, his face measured 7.3 on the Rictus Scale."

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

Starr Funny Scale

A scale that is used to determine the funniness of a person/thing/event. Can range from funny as...

1-A visit to grandma's
2-Knock-knock jokes
3-Watching grandma fall down the stairs
4-Comedy stand-up
5-Emma/Matt

(Note: Few things are actually as funny as the last classification Emma/Matt. Do not use often)

Person 1: How funny do you think a fart in school is?
Person 2: I think its about a 3 on the Starr Funny Scale

by WakkaWakkaBOOM June 15, 2009

1-10 female attractiveness scale

1) a donkey with a human face
2) god I get herpes just looking at her
3) ew
4) you can look at her without your eyes bleeding
5) not hot but not ugly
6) slightly above average
7) nice ass maybe but bad face
8) damn she turns me on

9) oh god she's hot as fuck
10) WARNING ANY MAN WHO SEES THIS WOMAN WILL BE OVERCOME WITH HOROMONES AND RAPE HER IN A PRIMAL FRENZY OF HOT NASTY SEX

"Yo see that hoe over there? "
"Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale."

by Pussy slayer 69 420 September 15, 2016

penisary scale

(noun)

based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.

Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.

Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.

Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.

Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.

Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.

Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.

Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.

Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.

by the peencake sistahs February 4, 2010

scaley mocus

a nasty growth on skin that grows quikly and has a foul oder

Haley woke up to find that some scaley mocus had grown on her face over night.

by BigdaddyBJR August 28, 2009

scaleitis

When an individual's skin becomes so dry it starts to resemble scales of a reptile, it is known simply as scaleitis

Hawthy's skin is rougher than sand paper, he must have some scaleitis going on!

by Tflair November 26, 2010