A tasty condiment for a lady's meaty filling of choice. Traditionally served with firm bottom slapping and heavy grunting though some favour vigorous shaking instead.
Gordon the waiter: Here's you breakfast, madam
Attractive lady: Thank you Gordon the waiter (lecherously): Do you want Daddy's sauce with that?
Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.
When motivating your children:
"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!
Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.
May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.
Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.