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daddy's sauce 

A tasty condiment for a lady's meaty filling of choice. Traditionally served with firm bottom slapping and heavy grunting though some favour vigorous shaking instead.
Gordon the waiter: Here's you breakfast, madam
Attractive lady: Thank you
Gordon the waiter (lecherously): Do you want Daddy's sauce with that?
daddy's sauce by Citizen Sade March 13, 2008

hot sauce 

a straight balla from the AND One videos
Oh shit nigga you just got yo ankles broke by hot sauce

McChicken sauce 

The sweet and delectable taste of manliness on your fries. The feeling of your arteries clogging is common.
McDonalds eater: Can I get extra McChicken sauce with that?
McDonalds employee: That will cost you 25 cents extra.
McDonalds eater: Bitch!

Weak-sauce 

The utmost example of lame.

The pinnacle of pointlessness.

Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.
When motivating your children:

"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!
Weak-sauce by Malek Taus January 19, 2008

lost in the sauce 

Lost in the sauce is when you are loaded drunk, so you're a bit out of touch with reality.
I'm lost in the sauce once again. (Ween song)
lost in the sauce by bgal December 25, 2007

Noob Sauce 

Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.

May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.

Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.

I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.

My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.

A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.
Noob Sauce by bag57 November 16, 2009