The raging river of blood

Your period

Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us

Girlfriend:shut up Dave

Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you

by Lokjgfcdesfhhbjj June 2, 2016

Texas River Mouth

A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Woozy River Rafting

Woozy river rafting is what dvbbs does at concerts

the crowd surf on a pool raft-- it's awesome

"Dude did you see dvbbs woozy river rafting? They better do that at every concert"

by woozyrider November 27, 2012

Red River Hog

A dick fucking a chick on her period

I had to take out the ol' red river hog on Friday.

by ElenaYork December 27, 2022

dank river valley

Something we live in.

We live in a dank river valley.

by Deadboydoor517 October 27, 2022

cotee river elementary

an absolutely rancid ass elementary whos students smell like corn

Girl: Hey, did you go to Cotee River elementary ?
Me: I wish i didn’t

by demnuts April 19, 2022

The river raisin volcano

When your fucking from behind and insert mentos and diet soda into the other persons asshole. Remove your duck and watch the volcano erupt.

Greg told me he gave his wife the river raisin volcano last night

by The river raisin volcano December 15, 2020