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Big dick randy

He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son
I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"

And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
by pluh500 April 2, 2024
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Randy-ing

1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics

3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.

5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money
John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited 3 close guy friends over, got them lit off natty light, and then once they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and took their money. Then when the friends woke up in the morning, John forced them to clean up the basement before they left, and pay for the beer and food they ate.
by Randy-ing June 27, 2016
mugGet the Randy-ingmug.

Pulled a Randy

Alexia: *spills milk on herself*

Makena: “Haha Alexia just pulled a randy!”
by imnotrandy October 18, 2020
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Randy

Man 1: Randy Orton slippering
Man 2: Watch out watch out
Man 1: RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
by LeHaegne February 26, 2018
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sly randy

A sly randy refers to a situation in which Individual A leads Individual B to believe that their relationship is entirely platonic (ie. a Randy Jackson "dawg"). This is then proven to be a ruse when Individual A surreptitiously rubs his shroom tip against Individual B's daffodil.
Tina: But I thought you and Brad were in the Friendzone?
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...
by rannedy March 15, 2016
mugGet the sly randymug.

randy vergel de dios

hes such a randy vergel de dios
by lberry December 22, 2020
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Randy

Randy is a great friend to have, his kind, caring and compassionate. If you ever need advice or someone to talk to his the guy to go to. Sometimes he acts like an idiot which he is. All in all Randy is an amazing person to have as a friend.
by Liqhawe December 13, 2021
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