I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
by pluh500 April 2, 2024

1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics
3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.
5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics
3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.
5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money
John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited 3 close guy friends over, got them lit off natty light, and then once they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and took their money. Then when the friends woke up in the morning, John forced them to clean up the basement before they left, and pay for the beer and food they ate.
by Randy-ing June 27, 2016

by imnotrandy October 18, 2020

by LeHaegne February 26, 2018

A sly randy refers to a situation in which Individual A leads Individual B to believe that their relationship is entirely platonic (ie. a Randy Jackson "dawg"). This is then proven to be a ruse when Individual A surreptitiously rubs his shroom tip against Individual B's daffodil.
Tina: But I thought you and Brad were in the Friendzone?
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...
by rannedy March 15, 2016

by lberry December 22, 2020

Randy is a great friend to have, his kind, caring and compassionate. If you ever need advice or someone to talk to his the guy to go to. Sometimes he acts like an idiot which he is. All in all Randy is an amazing person to have as a friend.
Randy is a great friend
by Liqhawe December 13, 2021
