Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

angelica eliza and peggy

the schuyler sisters, who are looking for a mind at work!

"who are angelica eliza and peggy?"

"3 wealthy sisters from the 1700s known as the schuyler sisters, who just happen to be in the greatest city in the world; new york city.

by gnatinthecateatingbats15 March 14, 2025

Maoing the Piggy

Maoing the Piggy is a chess term referring to the strategic act of sacrificing a more valuable piece (such as a bishop, knight, or even a rook) in order to neutralize or counteract an aggressive or overextended pawn, often one that has become a positional threat by advancing deep into enemy territory.

Here, Black is clearly Maoing the Piggy, sacrificing the knight to take out that dangerous passed pawn before it becomes unstoppable. It’s a bold move, but necessary to keep control of the position.

by NullifiedNull May 16, 2025

Porkin The Piggy

Jerking off

Boutta go finish porkin the piggy

by napalmtorch June 1, 2025

mrs. piggy

A rude way of saying "female police officer". It is commonly used amongst truckers.

Over radio: "Hey, looks like I've been pulled over by Mrs. Piggy"
"Yeah man. Have fun."

by MadMars8700 June 3, 2022