by lyddx January 26, 2011
Get the quarter-poundmug. a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.
"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)
by bpbrs December 6, 2006
Get the pound it, lock it, shock itmug. To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.
Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.
by Sir Battletoad January 30, 2017
Get the Dusty Mustard Poundingmug. I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go back to my place and I could.. You know...Pound your egg.
by The Seeker!!!!22 April 19, 2009
Get the Pound your eggmug. by Chef Sharpie March 27, 2023
Get the lemon pound cakemug. why don't you go pound sand!!!!!!!!!
by 40oz.killa November 7, 2006
Get the go pound sandmug. a ritual usually performed in college where after announcing there intentions to "join the 1000 pound club" a guy would attempt to have sex with over 1000 pounds of women between Friday night and Monday morning
by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019
Get the 1000 pound clubmug.