to play the Cartney

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010

Play it by eat

meaning no commitment to plan to eat anything in particular. Deciding at the time what you feel like eating

Man: What time do you want to get dinner later ?

Woman: I don’t mind, let’s just play it by eat.

by Prinny L July 29, 2019

Playing Strapless

Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.

Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.

Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.

by Seefoodlover March 22, 2009

Swan play

Swan plant he is the activity of visiting earth as a God in Swan form and having intercourse with whoever you come upon.

Friend: I didn’t know you were pregnant, lady: yea, swan play. . . You know?

by IlivefortheDnotfortheC November 22, 2020

playing the courts

Masturbating during in a work call on Zoom, as New Yorker legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin did.

Man, I got suspended from work because I started playing the courts during a work Zoom when I thought I the video was muted.

by pinkglobe42 October 19, 2020

Playing the Bellhop

Putting up with someone's baggage - dealing with someone's issues. Generally from previous relationships or neurotic behaviors

She sounds like a great chick, bro - you just have to decide if she's worth playing the bellhop.

by Yankee McYankster December 3, 2011

playing kavis

When you suspect that a particular person has jackass tendencies and they give reason to support your belief.

Town: "Ya boy lil slow aye?"
Lighty: "He always playing kavis...his nickname is stuuu!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg October 1, 2021