Minecraft

A true way to separate the sane people from the psychopathic 7-year-olds.

Person 1: *exists*
Little Kid: STFU I'M PLAYING *distorted* MINECRAFT
Person 2: This comment will get lots of dislikes from 8-year-olds that don't belong here.
Person 1: Yes, yes it will.

by PonyTardRepellence July 2, 2018

fortnite bad minecraft good

a bunch of band kid skinny white 15-17 year old reddit fags convincing people that they hate Minecraft to death
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dont ever talk to people who say this bullshit they're triggered over nonsense.

redditor: fortnite bad minecraft good
me: dont make jokes ever in ur life

by Lolorator360 November 20, 2021

No Minecraft March

A month in which you cannot play the game Minecraft. People who play Minecraft during this time period will experience a loss of virginity, and they will become a hoe or a thot in a matter of minutes.

"I am very sorry, you cannot play Minecraft because it's No Minecraft March."

by Overstar_YT February 19, 2019

Minecraft

A game for autistic people.

John: What have you been up to, Greg?
Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it!
John: Are you autistic or something?

by ergerrgjrigrjiri October 18, 2010

minecraft dating/sex server

A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds

Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night

YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.

by TheGayboi0606060606069 May 2, 2018

minecraft mobs

These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen

I was so mad I was killed by minecraft mobs a damn creeper

by Pseudonym3456 December 30, 2013

minecraft

a game for gay nerds

hey I play minecraft

by finleyyyyy October 5, 2016