by Sexier Boomhauer April 24, 2025

by Furryvorecore July 12, 2021

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 19, 2025

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!
You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
by Darksal July 10, 2024

Taking a dump then looking down to find nothing there because it has disappeared down the depths of the toilet.
Guy 1 "dude did you just take a crap"
Guy 2 "yeah man"
Guy 1 "you didn't flush?"
Guy 2 "oh it was a phantom, no flush needed"
Guy 2 "yeah man"
Guy 1 "you didn't flush?"
Guy 2 "oh it was a phantom, no flush needed"
by bangbangbam11 October 14, 2011

Person 1: I tried to give her everything she might need, but she more or less has forgotten me... Was she even really there?
Did she ever really care?
Person 2: I always knew she was a Pink Phantom.
Did she ever really care?
Person 2: I always knew she was a Pink Phantom.
by surrealreal_ March 10, 2021

when you wear a Blackberry or cell phone with a belt clip, and you think you feel it buzzing, even though you are not actually wearing it at the moment.
Cubical worker 1: "Hold on, I bet this is Sarah..."
Cubical worker 2: "Dude, you're not even wearing your Blackberry!"
Cubical worker 1: *sigh* "Phantom hip buzz."
Cubical worker 2: "Dude, you're not even wearing your Blackberry!"
Cubical worker 1: *sigh* "Phantom hip buzz."
by gg-ma May 17, 2010
